Going For Gold

So a few months ago I wrote about how the new US Olympic basketball team was shaping up. I accurately predicted 10 out of 12 spots on the roster correctly, with the two spots being guys who got injured between my writing of that article and the Olympics (well technically 9 out of 12, but I’m counting Anthony Davis).

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House Shopping

With the conclusion of the ever-fascinating NBA Finals, the next stage of the NBA season is quickly approaching–draft time.

I love the NBA Draft. It’s really inexplicable how much I actually love it, I don’t watch a ton of college hoops outside of my Hokies/in March. But for whatever reason,  it consumes my thoughts for at least a week (usually longer if not for the strike shortened season).

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Wu Tang NBA Finals Names

According to the Wu Tang Clan name generator:

Miami Heat

  • Lebron James-Radiophonic Oddity
  • Dwayne Wade-Top-Heavy Hookjaw
  • Chris Bosh-Violent Toilet Thing (swear to god…look it up)
  • Mario Chalmers-Erratic Assassin
  • Shane Battier-Asthmatic Enemy of God
  • Mike Miller-Dependable Skeleton
  • Udonis Haslem-Action-Packed Mentallist
  • James Jones-Dizzy Cow
  • Joel Anthony-Well-Liked Assman
  • Juan Howard-Excitable Misunderstood Genius
  • Ronny Turiaf-Tha Ever So Weary Assistant
  • Dexter Pittman-Big Wicker Ventriloquist
  • Eddy Curry-Tha Prickly Comedian

Oklahoma City Thunder

  • Kevin Durant- Bilious Bad Janitah
  • Russell Westbrook- Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet
  • James Harden- Tha Lonely Donkey Kong
  • Serge Ibaka- Half-Cut Skeleton
  • Thabo Sefolosha- Sheepish Lord of Chaos
  • Kendrick Perkins- Undiscovered Bum
  • Nick Collison– Masta Cow
  • Derrick Fisher- Contagious Specialist
  • Daequan Cook- Promiscuous Protestah
  • Cole Aldrich-Embryonic Crusadah
  • Reggie Jackson-Fiendish Observational Comedian
  • Royal Ivey- Flailing Fanatical Killer
  • Eric Maynor-Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMasta

NO NO NO NO NO-The Shia Watch

So…my girlfriend showed me this. I’m confused….weirded out, and a little more confused.

Does anyone know where Shia went after the last Transformers movie? Apparently, he made an indie film about bootlegging (come on Shia, Tom Hardy can do a southern accent, and you can’t?). And then he starred in this:

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