According to the Wu Tang Clan name generator:
Miami Heat
- Lebron James-Radiophonic Oddity
- Dwayne Wade-Top-Heavy Hookjaw
- Chris Bosh-Violent Toilet Thing (swear to god…look it up)
- Mario Chalmers-Erratic Assassin
- Shane Battier-Asthmatic Enemy of God
- Mike Miller-Dependable Skeleton
- Udonis Haslem-Action-Packed Mentallist
- James Jones-Dizzy Cow
- Joel Anthony-Well-Liked Assman
- Juan Howard-Excitable Misunderstood Genius
- Ronny Turiaf-Tha Ever So Weary Assistant
- Dexter Pittman-Big Wicker Ventriloquist
- Eddy Curry-Tha Prickly Comedian
Oklahoma City Thunder
- Kevin Durant- Bilious Bad Janitah
- Russell Westbrook- Gorky`s Zygotic Glove Puppet
- James Harden- Tha Lonely Donkey Kong
- Serge Ibaka- Half-Cut Skeleton
- Thabo Sefolosha- Sheepish Lord of Chaos
- Kendrick Perkins- Undiscovered Bum
- Nick Collison– Masta Cow
- Derrick Fisher- Contagious Specialist
- Daequan Cook- Promiscuous Protestah
- Cole Aldrich-Embryonic Crusadah
- Reggie Jackson-Fiendish Observational Comedian
- Royal Ivey- Flailing Fanatical Killer
- Eric Maynor-Bastard, BASTARD HarbourMasta